Favourite People: Jason Bateman
↳ "There was a time in my life - it was a solid two and a half years - that I went commando, and for some reason those two and a half years are the exact two and a half years of Arrested Development. So, in every episode you see of Arrested Development I want you to know that beneath the khakis there is nothing but skin and a little bit of hair."
This. Motherfucking. Human being.
Trigger Warning: Vacuum Cleaner
Trigger Warning: Something On the Wall Only You Can See
Trigger Warning: One In 75 Cars
Trigger Warning: Your Human Is Wearing a Knit Hat
Trigger Warning: That Golden Retriever That Lives Two Houses Down
Trigger Warning: A Bag of Skittles Falling On the Floor
Trigger Warning: This Sweater Smells Weird and Reminds You of Another Trigger
Trigger Warning: Gravity Exists
lolol to the power of lol
Things my brain likes to say to me, for no given reason, at any random time:
- chi cha chi cha chi cha
- Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
- (Related: Have you ever been to Scranton, Jan?)
- OH, COME ON!
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
MTV: ”The Best Hero award acknowledges a cinema’s most kickass character that embodies prowess, power and vigor.”
Not a single woman is on the list for best hero, and I find that ridiculous and wrong. If no one else, Katniss Everdeen should be added to represent the population of powerful women that our generation has become. Don’t let a strong hero like Katniss be beat out by Bilbo Baggins and a Channing Tatum character most people didn’t see. Please sign the petition. (via cinnasownmockingjay)
Katniss Everdeen IS a hero and she was one of the most kickass characters in last year’s cinemas. She embodied prowess, power and vigor and she is only seventeen years old. Suzanne’s character deserved to at least be on the list.
Louis C.K.keeping it 100.
if I could frame this on a wall somewhere I WOULD!
Perfect, Perfect, perfect.
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in…