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kyrafic:

I had this exact conversation like three times today.

kyrafic:

therealduckandpenguin:

lawful:

fullcredit:

This is the most accurate sentence that has ever been said on national television. 

Truth.

Excellent.

This show should be called Terrible People Telling It Like It Is.

kyrafic:

Bahahahahahaha, Schmidty’s miserable puppy dog eyes. Not enjoying date night with his husband at all.

ifiwasthelastgirl:

And Liz Lemon did in real life.

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

rachgeller:

"I hate it when people say girl crush. No one’s gonna think you’re a lesbian if you just say crush."

We are so lucky we are still alive to see this beautiful world.

Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air and then, shining, burning, bursting through, the stars. Can you see how they roar their light?

Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.

frankbelloriley:

harlequinnade:

jeff goldblum is doing an AMA on reddit and it’s amazing because he TYPES LIKE JEFF GOLDBLUM

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/20xynh/hi_this_is_jeff_goldblum_go_ahead_im_all_ears_ask/

"You know, I make sure that I have a good time on any movie. I make sure that I have a good time on any movie. It’s, uh, an uncommon privilege."

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